Frozen

High and Dry

2008-01-24T22:53:00.001+08:00

HiomgitsbeensolongsinceI'veupdatedmostofthepoepleIknowhaveprobablymovedonordied.

=)

Sorry for the really really really long absence. I have no plausible explanation for that period that I disappeared from virtual existance. Maybe except that I forgot.

Anyway, school's started for like 3 weeks now. And it's a bitch! Homework homework homework. And MASS PE! Don't ever forget Mass PE. At least' its over.

Well bye for now. Still got a history tutorial that's due tomorrow. Failure to do it will result in very very much pain for me.
-KJ

OMGWTFBBQ!

2007-11-22T22:07:00.000+08:00

BBQ tomorrow! Song balls!

-KJ

Trashed and Scattered

2007-11-18T20:34:00.000+08:00

Keep on writing you're just raping yourself (nothing can take my mind away from them)
Don't you ask about me, ask 'bout somebody else (Once I've fallen there's many stories to tell)
I can't feel it, won't embrace it, it's overwhelming how far ya take it (I'm in a state of questioning)
And don't you tell me you know we' re destined, you won't convince me,
I won't listen (Resentment building, you've put our lives on hold)

Trashed and scattered again, I'm feelin' so low
You waste breath while fuckin' with me, my blood is so cold
My destination is always unknown, I'll find my way there
but you Goddamn Motherfuckers always wasting my time

I won't be the victim, but the first to cast a stone
Sedated nights to the bar room fights a metropolis takes its toll
And don't you try to stop me, it's a place you'll never know
Don't try to judge or take shots at me, I'll never let you seize control

Play your game,you better walk away cause your integrity don't mean shit
Crawl on me you fucking parasite, but I'm gonna take you out

Label me, that's fine, I'll be somebody else (Nothing in front of me but holes ahead)
Lie about my life, have a story to tell (Lights went down, was on the edge and I fell)
Oh you're so insightful, let me remind you to twist and break me,
should make you worried (Long way to go and you're right there)
Two-faced liar, don't try and know me, deceit brings fire,
makes sure you can't breathe (Pick at pieces of my body below)

I never bothered with all the rumors, too much garbage (all the same)
I'll stand right here, come on you falsehood deceitful liar (There's no shame)
Don't ever take my side, I know you're never right, I'll justify the means (Nothing's what it seems)
I'll stand around and fight, but there's no point tonight, been chained to this machine

Trashed and scattered again, I'm feelin' so low
You waste your breath while fuckin' with me, my blood is so cold
My destination is always unknown, I'll find my way to hell but
Goddamn Impostor are you out of your mind?

I walk down these roads alone and now you're seen here
My feelings that I'm having towards you are perfectly clear (I control this ride)
My devils appetite is tonight and now I'm alright
But you goddamn motherfuckers always wasting my time

Play your game and walk away cause your integrity don't mean shit
Crawl on me you fucking parasite, and I'm gonna take you out

I won't be the victim, but the first to cast a stone
Sedated nights to the bar room fights as metropolis takes its toll
And don't you try to stop me, it's a place you'll never know
Don't try to judge or take shots at me, I'll never let you seize control

Don't try and get the best of me (No one can help but your own self)
City makes my body ache (Lonely, don't try and prey on me)
I feel your world keep dying, no more use in tryin'
And my body's trashed and low, but to you I'll never show myself or what's inside
And I've seen it all before but I'll settle the score, I'll never join your side

Trashed and Scattered - Avenged Sevenfold
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I know what you're thinking, and it probably runs along the lines of "emo" and "angsty"

I suppose the song sounds that way, but don't get me wrong - I'm perfectly normal, for now, at least. I just guess I like the song very much. Ignoring the profanities and rage-fuelled lyrics, Avenged Sevenfold delivers once again.

-K

A little bird told ...

2007-11-12T20:35:00.000+08:00

Well, cat's out of the bag.

A little bird, or rather, a huge bitch( by the name of Derrick), told Gabriel about the whole E thing. I am so screwed. Sometimes I wish life was just one big video game with a restart button.

Speaking of video games, apparently I'm not that bad at CounterStrike and DotA as I made myself to be. Treant Protector for life! That sounds pretty wrong, but I am unsure as how to phrase it in a different manner.

-KJ

Somebody save me!

2007-11-08T22:49:00.000+08:00

I'd never thought I'd have a routine set for any given holiday period or so, but alas, I realize I have proven myself wrong. Training is four, not three, but four times a week, from 9-11. I go to the gym on tuesday, thursday and sunday morning, at the same gym. For free time, I stay at home and stone?

Sounds pretty much like an atheletic version of school. I guess I should try to go out more with friends and meander through out the throngs of people who crowd Orchard and the surrounding area, soaking in the atmosphere.

Or perhaps I should go to the beach some time soon, maybe Sentosa, to soak in the sun and surf, and idle my time away looking at pretty girls(and/or pretty guys) walking by.

But alas, everybody has a life! And I don't! All because ... I have no idea actually. Maybe I misplaced it somewhere in the gym or on the pitch.

-KJ

Where o where o where is Shadow

2007-11-04T22:44:00.000+08:00

Where can shadow be?

I am bored. And in no mood to write a recount, an exposition or a narrative. Guess I'll sing a song.

Where o where o where is Shadow,
where o where o where is Shadow,
where o where o where is Shadow,
where can shadow be?

-KJ

Down down down

2007-10-29T21:10:00.000+08:00

Don't know what's up with me. Feeling down lately, like there's some unpatched hole where i guess my liver, lung or heart should be. I'm not sure.

I guess I should be happy cause Chinese is over, but somehow I don't feel very relieved. Kind of tense in fact, and super unfit. Guess I need to hit the gym again soon. Feeling fat sucks. Especially when you're not fat. At least not yet.

Nevermind, the computer games will make me feel better. Hopefully. If not , contact rugby will. Have a sudden urge to demolish somebody.

-KJ

www.rollingonfloorlaughingatamusingvideos.com

2007-10-17T20:39:00.000+08:00

Hello all! I would write something interesting but I'm just updating for the sake of it, so I'll try to keep this as content free as possible.

Enjoy these videos, and in the process save me the trouble of writing something with content.

-KJ

Happy birthday bitch!

2007-10-14T22:09:00.000+08:00

First of all, happy birthday to 07A4's very own male bitch, Lionel!

All right, pleasantries aside, lets focus back on myself.

Today was a bitch, especially the power lifting session.

Soccer, no boots. Can play, but slippery. Landed on my ass twice or thrice. Can't remember, cause the concusion from the powerlifting session knocked me senseless. Dropped a fucking 40 kg weight on my face, busted my lower lip. Thank god I left my fitness network pass at home and was forced to go to bishan, else there'd be no one to lift the weight off my face. I wanted to scream in pain but the mass of blood prevented me from doing so. Speaking of blood, my new Converse AllStars are stained with blood cause the back of the shoes kept slicing into my heel.

The one redeeming part of today was celebrating Bitch's birthday with Abby, Yeu Keed, Grace, Cheryl, Geraldine and Bitch.

Let me go rest in peace and pray the blood clots properly.

-KJ

Overrated.

2007-10-10T21:44:00.000+08:00

Hello, I'm feeling really angsty today but I have no idea what so, and so far attempts to locate teh source of anger have been futile.

Guess I'll just lash out at people for no reason then.

Maybe I'll just comment on the topic of love.
Totally hyped up and overrated by teenagers. Besides, its not love, its sex they're after. Love doesnt mean being selfish and forcing him/her to stay with you so that you're happy, regardless of her feelings. Love means spending the rest of your life with him/her, when he/she physically detoriates. Love isn't fucking him/her than moving on to the next guy/girl.

If you think you're above it all, congratulations, you're the average teenager. I know I'm as banal and base as the average teenager, and I don't need to hide behind a veil of self righteousness to cover up my flaws.

It's great being a bitch on days like these.

-KJ

Friends Forever?

2007-10-03T20:56:00.000+08:00

After failing melissa's true friend test, acheiving a score of 2/6, I have decided to create my own test to help boost my fragile ego by watching others fail mine. Enjoy.

Take Test Here

Create your own Friend Test here

-KJ

Warning : Filler Post Ahead.

2007-10-01T22:04:00.000+08:00

Today I read a story that was really interesting and funny and humourous and I wanted to share it with all the lucky readers who have chanced upon this post but then when I turned on my PC and logged on to the internet and logged into Blogspot after reading my email I realized that I had forgotten the story I was planning to tell you people and even after many many many many many many many many attempts to recall the really interesting and funny and humorous article that I had read today I still failed to bring the really interesting and funny and humourous article to mind so therefore you poor readers have to be contented with this really long and pointless and uninteresting and unfunny and unhumourous explanation about how I tried to tell you guys about a really interesting and funny and humourous article that slipped my mind.

-KJ

Update Number 83.

2007-09-30T10:39:00.000+08:00

Let us take a step back and contemplate. Oh great! 2 papers left! Which would be Lit Paper4 and H1 Maths, and we are home free! Or at least until we have to resit the papers when we find out we failed the promos.

Sorry I haven't updated for some time, but in between the pseudo-studying(80% of the time), the actual studying(5% of the time), the loafing around(100% of the time), I haven't really found much time to update the blog.

...

Ok fine, maybe I was too lazy to. Nonetheless, it should be better after the promos. After all, it'll be quite slack for the rest of the year, seeing that there is only about a month or so left. And we can all get on with our lives.

That is, if we survive the promos. I don't think I did very well. Might manage a pass for some, but I screwed up Econs and History and Lit... which is just about everything. Sleepless nights until the results come out I guess.

Can't wait for holidays to come. All I'm asking for is a sunny beach, a personal attendant who responds to my beck and call, a sunbathing chair, a pair of sunglasses,and tons of hot girls in bikinis running around playing volleyball that I can look at through the sunglasses.

Man, I wish soma was invented.

-KJ

Warning :Promotional Exams Ahead - Proceed With Caution

2007-09-17T21:54:00.000+08:00

Well, I apologize for the 1 month or so hiatus that I took, which arose from unforseen circumstances( promos) , and depriving you of entertaining or thought provoking material. So anyway, this is the next update in about 2 or 3 weeks, considering promos are next week. So I guess I'll try to squeeze in as much content as possible in here for the time being.

Well, recently I've been thinking about the trend of the average teenager expecting that some more-than-average person will be attracted to him/her. It's an absurd, yet highly amusing trend.

Well, justification is found everywhere. Guys and girls alike believe that they are irresistable to the opposite sex, which sadly, isn't true 95% of the time.( Sorry people, its the truth, live with it. You're not the next big thing.)

Well, obviously rejection leads on to an increase in the number of people posting lyrics from "emo" songs to express their "sorrow"?

Well, for an example, recently I've been seeing a lot of this "I always know I'm not enough to even make you think", ( from Hawthorne Height's Decembers) which kind of doesn't make sense. Cause if you're not enough to even make the person think, it would imply you're not there, and that for that to happen ,you would have to be non-existant. Invariably, people will think of other people, even if they dont know their name, and even if its for a fleeting second.

That's beside the point. The point is, wallowing in self pity is not healthy. Especially for your social health. People don't like going out with people who are always feeling sorry for themselves. It's true.

Remember, no matter what they tell you, acting emo and indulging in self pity is not cool. It's cooler to go get a life.

Which reminds me - 20 days til I ask E out =)

-KJ

Cam-whoring.

2007-08-28T20:17:00.000+08:00

Apparently, I had fever yesterday, thus my absence from school today. It's better now, else I wouldn't be posting here.

So anyway, we had a really good time cam-whoring yesterday.

These are just a few pictures, there are more. but hoenstly im too lazy to put them up.
Anyway, since as they say, " a picture is worth a thousand words",
I've pretty much exceeded my 1 thousand word per blog quota by four fold. So yea, til next time.

-KJ

Bitch post.

2007-08-25T12:31:00.000+08:00

All right, I've taken down those two ammunition dumps , as people felt that it was not right to leave it there. Still, there's a need to feel justified and vindicated.

Perhaps I've been too judgemental and too critical of my classmates. Nobody's perfect, them included, as well as myself. I guess my moral judgement and values cannot be applied to everyone - after all, there are varying degrees of morality, and I guess mine's at the level of some zealot or so.

Well, anyway then again, people don't see their own faults - only that of others. I guess its okay for people to insult and abuse some victims, but when the victims strike back, the oppressors are quick to condemn and judge the victim's actions.

Ironical.

Nonetheless, as they say : To give and not expect to receive, to toil and not to seek reward, to fight and not to heed the wounds.

I guess I should change, after all, a leader, in truth, is a servant of those who follow.

To those upset with what I've been ranting about , who disagree with my views, try to look at it from my point of view - even if a flock of sheep decide to pay no heed to the shepard, it is still considered the shepard's fault should any of them come to harm.

-KJ

I r Hooker

2007-08-21T16:52:00.000+08:00

So yea, I should have posted this yesterday but I knocked out as soon as I reached home. It doesn't really matter anyway, I'm probably the only person who actually reads my own blog. So yea its really for my own amusement.

Veering back on course, yea, anyway yesterday was a terrific day. I've been assigned as a tentative forward in rugby( for those who don't know, they're those big fat guys who engage in the mini gangfights on field), and I'll probably play a flanker, or preferabbly a hooker. Not those who sell themselves for 50 bucks a night, but the front row guy who deflects the ball back towards his side in a scrum. So yea, it was a pleasant surprise, considering im not exactly one of the bigger guys in CJ rugby, but as the coach said.

"you've got strength, but don't stick your elbow out when you tackle unless you want plastic surgery"

Ignore everything after the coma, focus on the front bit.

So yea, happy days. Just gotta keep it that way, and gain more weight. Hopefully I'll be 70 or so at the end of the year. Cheers.

-KJ

Update

2007-08-18T22:18:00.000+08:00

For lack of better things to do.

Spam.

-KJ

I dont want this dream to e.. - Damn.

2007-08-12T19:34:00.000+08:00

Well, the past few days of my life hasn't exactly been blogging material, except for friday, when I went to watch Rush Hour 3 with LC. It delivered what it promised, and I laughed so hard that after the show when I talked, I couldn't help but stutter. That's how good it was to me.

"You're Asian man! Stop humiliating yourself!"
"After all we've been through... Rush Hour 1, Rush Hour 2?"

Alas I shall not spoil the movie for the rest of you, so if you want to know where these quotes come from, go watch it. =D

Anyway, since the past few days weren't really worth blogging about , I shall focus on a dream I had last night. You know, the "other realm" that is co-owned by Imagination and Super-KJ-man,at least the portion of Dreamland that I go to.

Moving on, about this dream, I don't know why but I remember it vividly.

"It was a dark and stormy night. The wind was howling and the night covered the land in a blanket of darkness.."

Wrong story. Here's what happened in the dream :

KJ goes on holiday to some holiday resort. KJ sees a pretty girl who, interestingly, resembles E. KJ decides to attract girl's attention. KJ tries numerous antics, among them playing tennis naked, which result in rather sad and painful consequences, finally culminating in KJ being kicked out of resort for the bout of indecent exposure. KJ leaves in a sad state. Just then, he turns around and sees the girl getting kicked out of the resort too for reasons unknown. KJ smiles at girl. Girl smiles at KJ. They hold hands and walk all the way back to the airport.

The End.

Very very corny and slapstick, which is why I enjoyed the dream so much. It's a pity I never really did get to the airport in the dream, cause I kinda woke up right after holding hands part. D'oh!

Well, until then.

-KJ
(Prays for continuation of dream =D )

Simon and Milo.

2007-08-09T20:59:00.000+08:00

Some classics I used to love when I was a kid. Oh wait, I'm still a kid and I still love it!

Glad some stuff in life never changes.

-KJ

I am KJ, hear me roar.

2007-08-05T22:49:00.000+08:00

Well apparently certain people in school find me intimidating and perhaps even scary. Must be the beng look coupled with the ex convict hair cut and the killer eyes as well as the perpetual frown. I guess this has both good and bad effects?

Lets evaluate the pros and cons

Good :
- Instill fear in opponents in rugby match!( watch out, i'm going to have your balls for breakfast)
- People will leave me alone!( don't touch me or I'll keeeel you)
- If there is ever the need to bully somebody, at least I look credible enough to be a bully.

Bad:
- Scares the girls away.( The E word.)
- Gangfights?( Stare at me for what?!)

There might be more that I could come up with, but its 11pm at night and frankly I dont think it's worth the effort.

Also, Australia's home team rugby jersey! Thanks pap, me love you long long.

-KJ

Stars may be blind, but Grandpa Hilton isn't.

2007-08-01T18:41:00.000+08:00

One.of.the.bestest.days.ever.

Conrad ‘Barron’ Hilton, also known as Grandpa Hilton, has decided to screw Paris over, and has cut off her 59 million inheritance, and giving it to a more worthy cause , such as a charitable foundation, but then again, any cause is more worthy than Paris Hilton.

Honestly, she had it coming.

Evidence if you don't believe me.

Anyway, lets take a step away from the mocking of Paris Hilton, and get a mini update of my life.

Today wasn't too bad, 3 hours of PW, and talking cock with Edson, Franklin and Robyn, followed by a mock GP exam. I guess it really lived up to the mock part, cause it kinda mocked our intelligence level, seeing how straight forward it was. Well, after that, training wascut short, just a short jog around the school(3 times) and 5 suicide runs( aka spriting up the road leading to the hostel) , and we were done for the day.

Oh and good news, im 63kg!( round of applause please, its still an achievement)

1 kg down, only 12 more kg to 75.
Go KJ go! =D

-KJ

Dont believe Homer.

2007-07-28T22:55:00.000+08:00

Watched the simpsons yesterday. As usual, Homer was full of shite. But then again, that's what makes it funny.

I would post exerpts of the movie here, but then I'd be spoiling it for the rest of you. So I shall respectfully hold my silence and give all of you the opportunity to experience Homer's magic for yourself.

In the meanwhile, back to binging. Must.gain.weight.soon.or.else.

-KJ

Jonah Lomu

2007-07-26T20:17:00.000+08:00

There is no need for any more words.

-KJ

Oh the horror.

2007-07-22T17:24:00.000+08:00

Today after a gym session with Yi Jiang in the morning, we went to Queensway to buy some stuff, a shoulder guard for me and some boots for him.

To my shock and horror, Queensway was filled to the brim with poseurs of all kind! There were ah bengs and ah lians there, with their dyed hair, Samuel and Kevin jeans, and 77th Street bling-bling, and their uncouth and rough mannerisms. I thought of puking on them, but then I decided they were not worth the effort. Instead, I tried to focus on pleasant, happy thoughts and told myself that the bengs weren't really there, that they were a fragment of my wildest imaginations.

Sadly, what I saw next reconfirmed that it was reality, not some horrible twisted dream. It was horrible, I swear. I don't see the logic behind their train of thought, but I have concluded that some fat people think that by wearing Adidas shoes, Nike t-shirts and other such sporting apparel, they can mislead people into think they are actually athletic people who have just put on a little weight, instead of grossly overweight individuals. Pull the other one.

Oh the horror. Thank God we quickly found what we needed and left that twisted place of despair.

Never will I forget such a haunting and traumatic experience.

-KJ

Seize the day.

2007-07-17T16:31:00.000+08:00

Well, I guess I didn't do too badly for my mid years. Considering I passed everything, and am one of the 5 who would have been promoted had this been our final year exam, and the fact I didn't try very hard due to class duties and cca, its surprising. Still , I feel maybe I could have done better. Oh well. What's done is done.

Having said that, I feel that perhaps someone else should take over duties of the DC. I guess I'll need to concentrate more on my studies and cca. And work. Plus I'm an ineffective DC. I can't make them go for lectures, and whenver I try to yell at them , nothing more than a sqeak comes out. I guess I suck.

However, not all has gone bad for me yet. I suspect she knows that I've been stealing glances at her. She keeps glancing back. Maybe its to spur me on. Maybe its just coindence. Its probably option B. And I want to get to know her better so badly, yet whenever I try to, my courage steals away from my soul and I freeze in midstep.

Man, I need to grow a pair of balls.

-KJ
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"Seize the day or die regretting the time you lost."
Seize the Day - Avenged Sevenfold

Stalkerism

2007-07-14T13:24:00.000+08:00

You know, girls do strange things to you. I mean, I was relatively self confident, happy, carefree and cheerful before. Now basically, I've become moody, worried and emo, cause I can't seem to find the courage to actually befriend her.

And on top of that, I've denegerated into a stalker.

Well, I guess one will not know the depth of the water until one steps in.

But before then, lets give my hair some time to grow back.

-KJ

Down

2007-07-11T22:18:00.000+08:00

The drops of rain they fall all over
This awkward silence makes me crazy
The glow inside burns light upon her
I'll try to kiss you if you let me
... This can't be the end
Tidal waves they rip right through me
Tears from eyes worn cold and sad
Pick me up now, I need you so bad

Down down down down
Down down down down
It gets me so
Down down down down
Down down down down
It gets me so

Your vows of silence fall all over
The look in your eyes makes me crazy
I feel the darkness break upon her
I'll take you over if you let me
... You did this

Tidal waves they rip right through me
Tears from eyes worn cold and sad
Pick me up now, I need you so bad.

Down down down down
Down down down down
It gets me so
Down down down down
Down down down down
It gets me so
Down down down down
Down down down down

Down - Blink 182

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I don't know why, but when I listened to the song I was moved to tears. A lot of them . Perhaps its the irrational within me stirring. Perhaps it's thinking about her. Perhaps. And no im not emo. I'm just moved.

-KJ

Kaje 3 Exams 0!

2007-07-11T19:15:00.000+08:00

Got back history marks today. I scored a 47.5 which wasn't too bad. I could have done better if I hadn't dealt with the SEA questions so badly. To illustrate my point, i shall draw a picture.

Well anyway, the score board isn't so bad at the moment. No failures so far, although I fear the worst for my econs.

In other news, well life's been pretty calm. Cya for now.

-KJ

Honesty? No thank you, I'd prefer the bucketfull of shit.

2007-07-09T20:23:00.000+08:00

Today was another bummer.

I messed up last night, cause Melissa asked me to print her history tutorial outline, and I duly did so. However, due to some mix up I double printed her outline, and failed to realize that I had not printed my own.

Anyway, I discovered the error in school at around 10 or so. And so screwed was I. During history tutorial, I decided to do the right thing, and admit that I had failed to print my outline and owned up to Ms Soh. Unsurprisingly , I got punished, and well, I admit I deserved the punishment. However, that is beside the point.

Apparently, a certain somebody in class was too lazy to do his own work, and well, he decided to share it with his girlfriend. And I was appalled to hear Ms Soh give him but a light scolding and a warning. I don't know, but it was my first time I had failed to do it too, and it purely a honest mistake, don't I deserve some mercy too? No, instead im sent down to the library to redo my work.

Honesty is rewarded with punishment while laziness goes scot free. So what's this world coming to?

Vulgarities are the mark of an inferior mind, but I apologize beforehand for the expletives that I am about to use, for I cannot find other words to express my anger and disgust.

Dear Mr Honesty and Mr Double Standards, here's what I think of you now.

Oh, and to add insult to injury, Gabriel Lee is in rugby. Oh lor, how I wish it weren't so.

-KJ

It sounds like music to my ears.

2007-07-07T22:46:00.000+08:00

So I've been pretty quiet the past few days, slowly simmering and generally being angry and upset about my predicament. Of all people this had to happen to me! One of the best guys to ever walk the earth! So, very very very sad.

Well, anyway, I've gotten over the wallowing in self pity part, as well as the anger and denial bit, and I've accepted that it can't be changed. It's only going to be 10 months. Hopefully next year it'll be back to normal.

Oh, and I shaved my head. I totally look like I've done some time in Changi.

Anyway, my bass guitar came today. It looked even better than it did before and it's totally cool. The only bummer is the amplifier, which is heavy enough to be used for weight lifting, but no matter, for it's teh shit all the same.

Here's some eye candy.

Well, I've got to go for now. Soccer tomorrow, and then I'll really look like an ex-convict.

-KJ

If today were a birthday present, I don't want birthdays anymore.

2007-07-04T19:31:00.000+08:00

School was a bitch today.

First of all, I've learnt that maybe my mid year isn't so well done after all. Got back maths paper, only achieved 53%. Fuckshit man, all those careless mistakes cost me around 15 marks. For history, Cold War wasn't so bad, but South East Asia sucked big time. As for econs... lets just say my hopes of getting a decent pass are rapidly diminishing. Fuckshit.

Oh, did I mention I got a new econs teacher? Which means that we'll change lecture theatre? To the lecture theatre that has that Mark Lee teacher guy? And to a lecture theatre that 1T07 does not go to? Which means I guess I've lost the will to pursue my economics with enthusiasm. Thanks for robbing me of one of the joys in my life. Fuckshit yet again.

On top of that, I got caught for long hair and as a result I have to cut my hair. Screw it, shave it all off. Fuckshit.

If today were a birthday present, I don't want a birthday anymore. It isn't even on time.

Today's rating : 4/5 Fuckshits.

-KJ

Guitar hero!

2007-07-03T21:03:00.000+08:00

Well, I've ordered my bass guitar from Swee lee. Guess Yang can have his electric guitar back now. 4 strings good, 6 strings bad.

-KJ

New layout =D

2007-07-02T17:18:00.000+08:00

Like the new layout?

Well, I kinda was fooling around with my template and i lost the original one. So yea. owned.

No matter! So i just made this rather plain one myself. It ain't nice, but it sure beats a plain white background. =)

I'll be trying to add more colour into the blog but for now, I am content. Time to go annoy neighbours with guitar playing.

-KJ

My humour juice source is currently depleted

2007-06-30T19:33:00.000+08:00

GG Matthew. Now I feel sick from that ice lemon tea - coke - sprite - grape concoction that you made with at 7-11. If I don't live through the night, its your fault!

Tried to watch Transformers today. Needless to say, the word "Tried" implies that I failed, for tickets were all sold out. Seriously people, Transformers sucks big time! Its best advised to stay away from the suckish show! Take it from me, I know. For I am Kaje.

Well, I guess due to sheer boredom I've been writing mini poems for no apparent reason. If I'm feeling particularly nasty, I shall post a random stanza for no reason other than to make you suffer and kill your brain cells reading it. Alternatively, your brain cells may just gasp and fall dead due to the stanza's sheer awesomeness. Or mine.

So if you're too squeamish for the next bit, close your eyes and scroll. You have been warned.

The gentle dove, she was
whiter than virgin snow,
and blacker than night
was the raven crow.

If your brain cells survived that, congratulations.

All right, that's all for today. Now clear off.
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One ticket to Transformers please.

-KJ
My humour juice source is currently depleted.

Allo Lola.

2007-06-29T18:25:00.000+08:00

Lyrics

It's a great song. Sung by a great girl. Whom I'm totally in love with. True Story.

Anyway, in other news, Lin Kaijie's exams are officially, more or less, over. Chinese was surprisingly less difficult then i expected. Perhaps it had something to do with all that mugging. Or my pure genius. Take your pick. I'd go for Option B but then some people would claim that my opinion might be biased so I shall leave it to you to decide.

A level Chinese Orals are over too, I did farely well I guess? I hope? No matter, what's important is that it's over. TAKE THAT CHEENA.

Time to kick back and chill. And find pictures of Jenn. =)

-KJ

A Heart of deceit.

2007-06-26T23:01:00.000+08:00

Heart of Deceit

It's hard to see his true intent,
'fore he strikes the blow.
He preys upon your innocence,
The virgin snow, the raven crow.

His whisperings taint heart and mind,
And tears away at your soul.
His venom courses through your veins
To undo you is his goal.

He speaks and acts like a gentleman,
But in truth he is no saint.
Break the spell and see the truth,
the extent of his unholy taint.

Once again, my fair lady,
My warnings I shall repeat.
For under that gilded mask of gold,
Lies a black heart of deceit.

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Where's the Emo-B-Gone when you need it? =/

-KJ
Heart of deceit.

4 down,3 2 go

2007-06-25T22:57:00.000+08:00

Well, if you can consider a 30 min pop quiz on some subject that I have never heard of before a paper , that is.

3 more to freedom! =D

In other news, I am hungry.

-KJ
4 down & 3 2 go!

@.@

2007-06-21T19:49:00.000+08:00

So H2 literature is tomorrow. Let's see... in about 12 hours time. I guess now is the time to freak out.

@.@ =S >_< G_G ohnoes =(

Well, got that out of my system.

Good luck with the exam tomorrow guys. Most of us will probably need it.

-KJ
@.@

Ohnoeswhatevershallwedo

2007-06-19T21:52:00.000+08:00

OHNOESWHATEVERSHALLWEDO

Exams at the end of the week =(
Should I feel scared?
Probably, considering the exams is 20% of the final year mark, and could possibly mean the difference between J2 and J1.
So am I scared?
I don't know. Probably not though.
How to mug for Humanities anyway =/

In other news, don't listen to the song. It's horrible because it got me addicted to it. Don't say I didn't warn you.

-KJ
Ohnoeswhatevershallwedo

Yegamash, my name a Borat

2007-06-18T00:10:00.000+08:00

Enjoy.

-KJ
Yegemash, my name a Borat

BIRTHDAY YAY

2007-06-16T23:41:00.000+08:00

So yea, the new Within Temptation album just blows my mind. Especially What Have You Done and Frozen. They own. Totally.

In other news,

Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to benji
happy birthday to me

=D =D

Well theoratically its not my birthday yet, but it will be in 15 mins! ( the time of this post is 11.45 so yea )

Happy birthday Kaje!

-KJ
BIRTHDAY YAY

Feeling Lucky?

2007-06-14T16:21:00.000+08:00

So, with the ongoing debate about gobal climate changes and all that stuff, I guess this might help sway opinions in the favour of doing something =)

http://www.break.com/index/tough-to-argue.html

-KJ
Feeling Lucky?

The Beast and the Harlot

2007-06-12T11:06:00.000+08:00

This shining city built of gold, a far cry from innocence,
There's more than meets the eye round here, look to the waters of the deep.
A city of evil.
There sat a seven-headed beast, ten horns raised from his head.
Symbolic woman sits on his throne, but hatred strips her and leaves her naked.
The Beast and the Harlot.

She's a dwelling place for demons.
She's a cage for every unclean spirit,
every filthy bird and makes us drink the poisoned wine to fornicating with our kings.
Fallen now is Babylon the Great.

The city dressed in jewels and gold, fine linen, myrrh and pearls.
Her plagues will come all at once as her mourners watch her burn.
Destroyed in an hour.
Merchants and captains of the world, sailors, navigators too.
Will weep and morn this loss with her sins piled to the sky,
The Beast and the Harlot.

She's a dwelling place for demons.
She's a cage for every unclean spirit,
every filthy bird and makes us drink the poisoned wine to fornicating with our kings.
Fallen now is Babylon the Great.

The day has come for all us sinners.
If you're not a servant, you'll be struck to the ground.
Flee the burning, greedy city.
Lookin' back on her to see there's nothing around.

I don't believe in fairytales and no one wants to go to hell.
You've made the wrong decision and it's easy to see.
Now if you wanna serve above or be a king below with us,
You're welcome to the city where your future is set forever.

She's a dwelling place for demons.
She's a cage for every unclean spirit,
every filthy bird and makes us drink the poisoned wine to fornicating with our kings.
Fallen now is Babylon the Great.

-KJ
The Beast and the Harlot.

Going...going...gone

2007-06-09T20:58:00.000+08:00

So... she's gone.

Well, not really gone, with internet and msn and all, but still she's left Singapore, and gone to the US to study =(

In a way, I'm glad cause at least Joan's getting to do what she wants to do in the US - a course in visual arts. You might even say I'm a little jealous. Envious, but still happy for her.

And sad cause well , its gonna be damn long =(

And with that, its back to Economies of scale. Yay.

-Kaje
Going...going...gone.

Too busy listening to Chapter Four to think up a good subtitle

2007-06-05T22:22:00.000+08:00

I would just like to say this - Avenged Sevenfold is teh shit.

-KJ
Too busy listening to Chapter Four to think up a good subtitle

DoW + PoC = good times

2007-06-03T20:44:00.000+08:00

So yesterday I went to watch Pirates of the Carribean or Caribean or.. forget it, let's just call it PoC 3. Anyway, as I was saying, I went to watch PoC3 with Joshua and it was a good movie. Especially the part where the two guys tried to upskirt Keira Knightley. And the high-pitched pirate Lord. And the way mad Jack got off Beckett's ship using a cannon and a rope. The storyline was a bit confusing, with all the characters betraying each other here and there and all over the place, but the fight scenes were teh shit.

Well, right after the movie, I finally succumbed to the temptation and bought Warhammer 40K : Dawn of War Anthology, which is basically DoW + Winter Assault + Dark Crusde together.

Now , if thou shall care to excuse oneself, one shall go and liberate Kronus in the name of the Blood Ravens.

For the emperor!

-KJ
PoC + DoW = good times (=

OMGWTFBBQ

2007-05-30T00:20:00.000+08:00

Monday's BBQ was fun!

A wise man once said that a picture is worth a thousand words. Thefore, enjoy the 103,000 word essay below =o

Pictures!

Panic Zone

2007-05-24T14:00:00.000+08:00

Had Gp today. THe paper wasn't too bad. Maneagable.
Wrote Q12, which is otherwise known as "Assess the influence pop music has on society today"

Fair enough, wrote about sexual promiscuity, pop culture, materialistic nature and ano....

ANOREXIA OMG I FORGOT TO WRITE IT DOWN GGGGGGGGGG

1T06 (2007-2008)

-KJ
Panic Zone

El Oh El.

2007-05-21T21:45:00.001+08:00

Dear,

How long has it been since we've been seperated? Six months? It seems like an eternity to me. I've spent long nights dreaming of you, and the times that we spent together, and oh those joyous times. I miss you so much, I truly do. Nonetheless, we shall be seeing each other soon, and I can't wait until then.

I love you, World of Warcraft.

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I bet that got you.

-KJ
El Oh El.

Arguing on the Net is like participing in the special olympics - even if you win you're still retarded

2007-05-14T21:43:00.000+08:00

Arguing on the Net is like participing in the Special Olympics - even if you win you're still retarded.

Recently there's been getting more and more of this verbal exchanges over the internet, where conflicting opinions eventually degenerate into name calling and bitchfits. Confident that their online aliases or anonymity protect them , they make irresponsible and fallacious statements that, in turn, are often aggravated by other like-minded people with differing opinions on a certain matter.

While I acknowledge that such individuals are uncommon , and the good majority of Netizens are respectful and mindful of other people's opinions, this small group of individuals are detrimental to the growth of society.

Take responsibility for your words and actions, and grow a pair.

That is all.

-KJ
Arguing on the Net is like participing in the special olympics - even if you win you're still retarded.

Misery

2007-05-13T22:54:00.000+08:00

In life, we always have to keep moving forward, and focus on the present. Yet, it is in a way good to look back at past events, for it is in learning from our past mistakes that we find wisdom. Thus comes the saying "with age comes wisdom" and so.

Yet, it is also a sombre reminder that we are but mortal - our span on this plane of existence is but temporary. What has happened has happened, we can not undo the past, and events take their places in the annals of history.

Having said that, I regret past choices, chances I took, or didn't, and generally stuff that did not work for me. Perhaps its a part of my character that fails to rise to the ocassion, then gets angry over my moment of cowardice. Perhaps this sadness and regret carries over my demeanour- perhaps that is why I always seem cold and aloof at times, although nowadays this malady is hidden beneath a thinly crafted mask of happiness and joy. Perhaps it may be because I drowned them in homework and rugby.

But if you observe closely enough, the misery is apparent. I'm a chronic emo.

Oh, and for the observant readers, you may realize this post was to distract you from the fact that I have nothing that was bloggable for the past few days ;-)

-KJ
Misery.

Never again.

2007-05-09T22:54:00.000+08:00

Never Again

Never again will I ever be
Swayed by winks and glances
Never again will I fall prey,
Never again will I take chances.

Never again will I concede
To those luscious velvet lips
Never again will I feel the sting
Of the crafty enchantress’ whips

Never again shall I be tempted
By the perfume that you wear
Never again shall I surrender,
And fall prey to your snare.

Never again will I ever be
Enchanted by your shapely figure
Never again will I fall prey to your words,
And I’ll smile as I pull the trigger.
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Honestly i should stop writing so much.

-KJ
Never again

Lips and Eyes

2007-05-07T20:00:00.000+08:00

Lips and Eyes

Once upon a time, children we were
The skies smiled down upon our happy cries,
We were young and free back then,
Eternity in your lips and eyes.

Once upon a time, we were youths in love,
Hand in hand, together we watched the sunrise
And as you turned and smiled, I could see
Eternity in your lips and eyes.

Once upon a time, I was old and worn,
Jaded, cynical and full of lies.
Yet, I found comfort as I saw
Eternity in your lips and eyes.

Now, as you lay six feet under,
Unable to hear my laments and cries
In sorrow, I recall the times I saw
Eternity in your lips and eyes.

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Sigh, I have no idea how i write these poems. I just get the feeling and write them :S

So, there's nothing much bloggable today. Except how I always become the scapegoat for stuff lor. Elvin made fun of Franklin and now Franklin's emo-ing me cause she thinks I'm the one who was poking fun at her.... Oh well.

-KJ
Lips and Eyes.

Why people love soccer.

2007-05-05T11:49:00.000+08:00

-KJ
Why people love soccer

Appearance VS Reality

2007-05-03T22:39:00.000+08:00

Watched Spiderman 3 today. It kicked ass! It was totally cool, with Venom and all, and fast action and intense fighting scenes. Also there were quite a few unexpected things... such as Sandman's character.. and Harry Osborne.. Ok I shan't spoil the show for those who havent watched it yet.

BUT IF YOU HAVENT WATCHED AND ARE GOING TO WATCH IT JIO ME TOO PLZPLZPLZ I WANT TO WATCH IT AGAIN!

-KJ
Appearance VS. Reality

Snow.

2007-05-02T18:27:00.000+08:00

As I've said before, I apologize for the relative unintelligence portrayed in the last few posts. As I said, I had nothing to blog about as my mind's been foggy the entire week, and I can't remember anything. Well, now I have the presence of mind to actually write a proper post. So yea. Yay.

Anyway, today was screwed. Only 11 people turned up for class again. I think Ms. Lo is seriously getting very pissed with us. After all, I think we've gotten into trouble with every single teacher that teaches us so far. On top of that, i failed my pull ups again. I needed to do 3 to pass and I only managed 2. Sian sian. Sigh. Only station that was spectecular was the sit and reach. Highest ever. 51cm. =)

Well, anyway , I'm so emo today that I've written a poem to vent those negative feelings. Here it goes. Btw, no worries. I'm not hinting at anything. I just decided to write. =)

Snow

In the virgin snow we lay,
Together, in days long past.
Content we were, and I thought
Our love would forever last.

In the spring foliage we lay,
Until the day into our lives he came.
An intruder unto our perfect world,
And our lives have never been the same.

In the summer heat I lay,
Alone, bitter, giving in to anger.
Under the guise of friendship, he turned
Us against each other, and tore us asunder.

In the autumn grass you lay,
With him, content and happy you were,
And I, a mere ghost from memories long gone,
Someone who had lost what he held dear.

And now, I stand in the biting cold.
We both know it has to end this way.
I walk off into the shadows, and
In the crimson snow you lay.

Emo indeed.

-KJ
Snow.

Filler.

2007-05-01T21:36:00.000+08:00

Okay this is called 50 FIRSTREACTIONS... type what comes to yourmind first whenever you hear these 50words. Don't think and don't go back and change. Doesn't matter how random just type it!

1. Beer: Mmmm.
2. Anorexics: Anorexics Anonymous!
3. Relationships: Single, depserate and unwanted.
5. Power Rangers: GOGOGO POWER RANGERS
6. Life: sucks.
9. The President: indian
10. Awesome: me
11. Cars: Mercedes!
12. Gas Prices: petrol stations.
13. Halloween: pumpkins.
14. Sex : fun, interesting and very fufilling activity best carried out with members of the opposite gender.
15. Religion: say no .
16. Myspace: whatsdat
17. Fear: omelettes.
18. Marriage: refer to relationships.
19. Blondes: i r stupidz
20. Brunettes: naice
21. Redheads: omgfirelol
22. Asians: us
23.Pass the time: digimon
24. One night stands: I like.
25: Cell Phone: 5300.
27: Smoke: explosions
28: Vanilla Ice cream: strawberry's better
29: Port a Potties: what.the.hell.
30: Highschool Life: no such thing.
31. Pyjamas: bananas in pyjamas
32. stars: Switchfoot
33.wet socks: decomposing
34. Alcohol: Beer.
35. The word love: sex
36. Friends: strangers who actually care about me.
37. Money: no enough.
38. Heartache: too much cholestrol.
39. Time: no enough.
40. Divorce: Aunty P.
41. Dogs: Twinkle
42. Underpants: boxers
43. Parents: mum and pap
44. Kids: Zhen Yang( cause he acts like one)
45. Stripper: I like, as long as its a girl and hot and attractive. and not fat. defenitely skinny.
46. Blogs: exofrost.blogspot.com
47. News: government propaganda.
48. Weddings: free food.
49. Pizza: HUNNGREEEEE
50. Kleenex: tissue paper

I apologize for the recent filler posts that shed no actual light on my recent activities. Cause frankly im out of creativity juice for the month. The management apologizes to all the readers, and their brain cells who have selflessly sacrificed themselves to deflect these worthless pieces of information.

-KJ
Filler post.

Best. Astrology. Ever.

2007-04-29T00:08:00.000+08:00

ARIES (Mar 21-Apr 19) You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick-tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. You are a prick.

TAURUS (Apr 20-May 20) You are practical and persistent. You have dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bull-headed. You are nothing but a goddamn communist.

GEMINI (May 21-Jun 20) You are quick and intelligent and a thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. However, you are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are liars, notoriously bad lovers, and thrive on incest.

CANCER (Jun 21-Jul 22) You are sympathetic and understanding of other people's problems. They think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off. That's why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit.

LEO (Jul 23-Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are pushy. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving bastards and kiss mirrors a lot.

VIRGO (Aug 23-Sep 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder. This shit-picking is sickening your friends. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while screwing. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.

LIBRA (Sep 23-Oct 22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are male, you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are excellent. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.

SCORPIO (Oct 23-Nov 21) You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpio people are murderers.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks and potheads. People laugh at you a lot because you are always getting fucked.

CAPRICORN (Dec 22-Jan 19) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically a chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.

AQUARIUS (Jan 20-Feb 19) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. On the other hand, you are inclined to be careless and impractical. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk.

PISCES (Feb 20-Mar 20) You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence over your friends and people resent you flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are generally a coward. Pisces people screw small animals and pick their noses.

Best. Astrology. Ever.

-KJ
This means you are a cheap bastard.

I skipped dota for school

2007-04-26T18:44:00.000+08:00

Well, today we had good news. Tomorrow classes start at 11am! Yay! That's like... 3 lessons gone! Hallelujah!

Time to dota. Sadly i will have to skip dota for school tomorrow.

-KJ
I skipped DotA 4 skoool

(Insert witty quote here)

2007-04-21T23:22:00.000+08:00

Today was damn screwed up la.

Supposed to go gym with Penguin, Slopespike and Chuan today. Chuan cannot make it, Slopespike overslept and Penguin threw his ticket away by mistake. Just as well la, the gym was freaking full.

Note - never ever go to Yishun's gym on Saturday mornings, unless you want to compare your plastic muscles with the other people there.

Anyway, in the evening I had to honor my promise to go to City Harvest. I braced myself for the expected brainwashing, but surprisingly it never came. City Harvest really isn't so bad, it's just like Trinity, being Pentecostal and all. So... well I guess Nat was right.

YES NAT YOU ARE RIGHT. I WAS WRONG. YOU WIN.

-KJ
(Insert witty quote here)

Dance Floor Anthem

2007-04-20T18:25:00.000+08:00

As I walk through the valley
of the shadow of LA
The footsteps that were next to me
have gone their separate ways
I've seen enough now
to know that beautiful things
don't always stay that way
I've done enough now
to know this beautiful place
isn't everything they say
I heard that evil comes disguised
like the city of angels
I'm walking towards the light

Baptized in the river
I've seen a vision of my life
And I wanna be delivered
In the city was a sinner
I've done a lot of things wrong
But I swear I'm a believer
Like the prodigal son
I was out on my own
Now I'm trying to find my way back home
Baptized in the river
I'm delivered
I'm delivered

You're from a small town
You're gonna grow up fast
underneath these lights
Down in Hollywood
on the boulevard
The dead come back to life
To the praying Mother
and the worried Father
Let your children go
If they come back
They'll come home stronger
And if they don't you'll know

They say that evil comes disguised
like the city of angels
I'm walking towards the light

Baptized in the river
I've seen a vision of my life
And I wanna be delivered
In the city was a sinner
I've done a lot of things wrong
But I swear I'm a believer
Like the prodigal son
I was out on my own
Now I'm trying to find my way back home
Baptized in the river
I'm delivered
I'm delivered

Baptized in the river (on my own)
Baptized in the river (on my own)
I wanna be delivered
(on my own, on my own)

Baptized in the river (on my own)
I wanna be delivered
Baptized in the river (on my own)
I wanna be delivered
Baptized in the river (on my own)
I wanna be delivered
I confess I'm a sinner
I've seen a vision of my life
And I wanna be delivered

The River - Good Charlotte , Featuring M. Shadows and Synyster Gates from A7X

-KJ
I'm delivered.

Broken hearts and Bleeding Wrists

2007-04-19T22:52:00.000+08:00

-KJ
Broken Hearts and Bleeding Wrists

Plastic muscles

2007-04-17T21:36:00.000+08:00

/Bitchfit start here

Ever wondered what you would look like after 3 months of body building? Ever wanted to have a ripped body like all those male supermodels? Don't feel like hitting the gym three times a week? Well we have the solution!

Plastic Muscles™! Instantly boosts your physique! Makes you attractive to the girls! And it can be yours for only 12 easy installments of $19.99!

Disclaimer : Plastic Muscles™ are not real muscles and are only for show. Do not attempt to get involved in fights or do strenuous physical activity as your Plastic Muscles™ do not actually boost your physical strength and you are still a weak lazy noob who doesn't want to earn the right to a hot body.

/bitchfit ends here.

-KJ
Plastic Muscles.™

Caricature

2007-04-13T20:00:00.000+08:00

Haha, the past few days were cool. During a history lecture , we learnt about a group of militant monks called the PongYi. Apparently they were active in Burma and tried to drive the British out. Haha.

Here's a picture I drew.

Well, the monk appears to be black cause it happens to be Matthew. When he tries rapping , he ends up sounding like a chanting monk - hence the co-relation.

Went back to YJ today, saw most of the class I left behind. Sadly, Ruben didn't intro me to Hannah. It might be a blessing in disguise though. If she goes crazy over Ruben, then what about me?

That's all for now. Tune in next time to the Life and Times of KJ Lin!

-KJ
Caricature.

Sadness.

2007-04-10T19:35:00.000+08:00

So tomorrow's the match agaisnt SAJC.

Even though I'm not playing , I still feel damn worried for the team. Especially Perry. Got people say SAJC wants to break his leg back. Nonetheless, I think even if we go down, we won't go down without a fight.

CJ Whoosh!

Oh, and my new name is Stoneface.

-KJ
Stoneface.

OMGWTFBBQ

2007-04-08T22:17:00.000+08:00

Today was Jenna's birthday BBQ . Well, only 5 people from MI turned up, Joshua, Vivien, Fai , Noriko and myself. So much for 07A4. Anyway, we had fun la.

1. I learnt that I'm not so bad at tai-tee after all. (2 games out of 4 is pretty good?)

2. Never ever trust me with directions. I got the directions wrong 4 times. Yunnan Drive not Drive. Wait a minute. YUNNAN WALK NOT YUNNAN DRIVE ARGH.

That's 5 times.

3.Fire is put out by water. I learnt this when i accidentally poured the water in the bag onto the fire.

4. I have a new arch-enemy. The Grill. It just hucking fates me. No matter where I stand, also blow smoke at me. Grow up la, grill. I never do anything to you , you also come and kau bei me.

5. I have discovered a new kind of perfume. Smoke De BBQ.

6. Mushrooms wrapped in bacon is tasty. Salty, but tasty.

7. I'm probably going to die young. All this cholestrol is bad for the body. 10 laps around the track tomorrow morning I guess.

8. Final Score : KJ - 8 sausages 2 chicken 2 bacon wraps , Food - Zero

Well , I've gotta go. I still smell of Smoke De BBQ.

-KJ
OMGWTFBBQ.

Magic number 6.

2007-04-07T22:20:00.000+08:00

So ... on request on Joan , I have to write 6 more weird stuff about me.

Here it is :

1- Apple is like caffeine to me. I can't sleep after I eat apples.
2- I actually like reading classical literature.
3- I used to play WoW, of which I am 3 months clean.
4- I sing and dance when I am drunk.
5- I am constantly being mistaken for a Malay.
6- I'm doing this for the second time.

And for my 6 people :
1. Joan
2. Joan
3. Joan
4. Joan
5. Joan
6. Joan

Let's see..6 x 6 = 36 wierd things.
Have fun =)

P.S. I have immunity so you can't put my name down again.

-KJ
The magic number - 6.

Tagged

2007-04-07T00:20:00.000+08:00

GG Ray, GG. Why me?

To Joan : not fair la!

Anyway,

Here are the rules:

Each person who gets tagged needs to write an entry of their idiosyncrasies as well as clearly state this rule. After you state your six weirdness, you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list the names at the bottom of your blog.Don't forget to leave a comment 'You're tagged' and tell them to read your blog for more info.

6 weird things :
1.I'm afraid of omelettes.
2. I always get emo for no apparent reason. I'm a chronic emo.
3. My left shoulder is slightly lower than my right.
4. I have a slightly hourglass figure.
5. The more I eat, the more weight I lose.
6. I'm actually responding to this.

The unlucky few are :
1. LC
2. Ruben
3. John
4. Joan
5. Grace
6. Yang

Have fun.

-KJ
Tagged

Lacking a Fashion sense

2007-04-06T21:52:00.000+08:00

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Well, today we met up at TCC for history mugging. I kinda owned myself cause I thought it would only be a few of us (EG 3 or 4 people), and i decided to dress super casual(the t-shirt i was sleeping in and a pair of old bermudas and my worn out slippers). Who knew, about half the class turned up, and they were all dressed up( jeans, shoes , going out clothes etc etc). So yea I owned myself. Watch out for KJ, the guy with no dress sense!

-KJ
Lacking a fashion sense.

Screwed in the butt

2007-04-04T21:14:00.000+08:00

Sigh. Today sucked. I got screwed in the ass during history for passing up "rubbish". Apparently the teachers think that we're being defiant. Meh whatever.

What really got me the most was how the class was bitching about too much homework and being unable to catch up. I found it really amusing to listen to accounts about not enough time to catch up and stuff.

Please stop making excuses. Starting now. If a guy who has training 5 times a week, a busy weekend , and is still able to catch up on his work(with the exception of that one history piece of work), and not bitch about "no time", I don't see why you should not be able to either.

Ok , got that out of my system. Time to go mug for the Econs test tomorrow.

-KJ
Grow a pair.

Down on my head

2007-04-01T16:45:00.000+08:00

I never thought I would wake up in bed
Watching the world coming down on my head
I'd sleep like a dog if you would never have said
This is the world coming down on your head

Down on my Head - Yellowcard.

Apparently the korean drama I'm watching is just getting more and more complicated. The love triangle has expanded to four guys now. The protaganist lied to the heroine's best friend about his feelings for the heroine, while he watches the heroine slowly fall for the protaganist's friend. The protaganist cannot help but feel regret and sorrow, and at the same time betrayal and rage. Yet, he cannot act upon them and its messing him up big time. It's an emotional blackhole and I feel nothing but pity and disgust for the protaganist.

Please, man, just fucking make your choice and be happy with it.

-KJ
That's when it all fell down on my head.

Of Dreams and Men

2007-03-31T07:02:00.000+08:00

Some call dreams the ruminations and calculations of the unconcious mind, the pleasure-seeking conceits of the mortal body. Dreams , like men, bear a superficial simliarity to one another, but are never truly alike. The stuff of dreams could be unrivalled bliss to one, or a horrible nightmare to another, just as the sun could be a life-giving source or the parching ball of fire that saps our strength. A dream is the dreamer's alone, and no one can know the meaining without knowing the fears and aspirations of the dreamer. We shift from the dreamer to the dream, from the man to the Muses, seeking to reconcile the halves , to make them one, though dreams, by their very nature, are rarely consistent. Nor, for that matter, are men.

-Xenophon, The Ten Thousand

I find it strange, the pride of man. Though he knows he should do the right thing, yet pride,arrogance, self-doubt and fear of failure holds him back from stepping up and taking up the challenge..

It is sad, then , when it is all over and done, that the man experiences emotions of regret and sorrow for not rising to the occasion.

So the question, my dear friend, is : Should he, and perhaps live with the pain of knowing, or should he not, and live with the pain of not ever knowing?

And I will stop now, for I can no longer obey the urges of my inner Muses to write on.

-KJ
Of Dreams and Men.

What is this world coming to?

2007-03-27T21:45:00.000+08:00

So. The class of 1T06 has held its class committee elections this morning, and the new class council of 1To6 is ready to serve the class. I'm so owned la... I'm the DISCIPLINE COUNSELLOR. What do I know about discipline? That the class actually considered my joke to become to the discipline counsellor as being serious could possibly mean two things - a) im tone deaf b) the class needs Sarcasm 101.

Yet its not all too bad. I guess I can be the corrupted little dictator I always wanted to be( dont do this, I report you to teacher!). Mmm, future Nazi training. Anyway, we'll have to see how it goes. Maybe this could be a blessing in disguise.

In other news, 75% of the class committee ( only Melissa escaped) has to go for detention for ponning maths. So yea. That says a lot.

-KJ
Sarcasm 101.

Try for a try

2007-03-24T16:25:00.000+08:00

We went to the rugby sevens today at YCK stadium. And I was playing (omg hahaha). So anyway CJC fielded a J1 team and we got owned by every other team there cause they were 20 and twice our size.

Anyway, we got to play anyway so yay! I nearly scored a try when i was playing as the winger. Ryan threw me the ball and i made a break for it. I outran the other side's backs and I did a touchdown. Then I realized the referee had blown his whistle cause Ryan had obstructed the opposition's winger. So yea.. OWNED.

Oh well, still I had fun. Now, i need rest. I've been training the past 4 days straight. Body in pain. Zzz.

-KJ
Trying for a try.

Heads and shoulders and knees and toes

2007-03-22T20:33:00.000+08:00

Apparently I need to buy a new back cause my current one is spoilt.

Yesterday when I went for hockey trials, I bent over too long and I kinda strained the entire right side of my back. I nearly cried, thats how painful it was. Its better now, though I have to be like very very very very very very careful now. No more scrumming for me.

-KJ
Pain!

Rock on!

2007-03-20T14:54:00.000+08:00

You scored as Rocker, Mosher. Your A Rocker!

Rocker, Mosher

70%

Goth

45%

Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev

35%

Trendy

25%

Emo

20%

Prepy

20%

Skater

15%

How do you dress?
created with QuizFarm.com

-KJ
Rock on!

School's in!

2007-03-19T20:35:00.000+08:00

Today was my first day at CJC. Not bad , not bad, my class. Got 4 SJI people in it, Melvin, William, Timothy Ang and myself. Although the guys outnumbers the girls 10 to 8? , most of the girls are pretty chio( sigh. And my heart may have just jumped out the window). To top it off, Yi Jiang, Lim Chuan and Dinesh are on the same floor as me. Neighbours yay!

Hahah, anyway, we spent the morning dragon-boating @ Kallang. It was pretty fun, although there were a few accidents. One boat kinda capsized( dont know how, dont know why).

We spent the afternoon playing games, such as Captainsball, Floorball, some funny teamwork game, dodgeball and frisbee. Fun day to start a fun year.

On the down side, I now limp due to several blisters on my left foot.

And the moral of the story, kids, is this : Never run barefoot on a basketball court.

-KJ
Pop goes the blister.

New Beginnings

2007-03-18T16:01:00.000+08:00

To the more observant readers, you should have realized that I have decided to use a new blogskin. There are several reasons as to this.

A) Frankly, the old skin was a bit too bright for my liking. It burns!

B) This blogskin doesnt display titles, so I don't have to think up appropriate titles for my posts anymore! Yea, I know. LAZY. Whatever.

C) I like, cannot meh?

-KJ
Into the light.

Exploding pies. What next?

2007-03-16T21:52:00.000+08:00

Yea... I had a blueberry pie for dinner today. An exploding one.

Apparently I'm supposed to warm it up in an oven, not a microwave... they look the same to me? Anyway, yea, I left it there, came back 5 mins later, and it was on fire. Yea. Then it went boom.

Pies should be considered weapons of mass destruction.

-KJ
Pies are meant to be eaten.

I think I'm down with a bad case of Emo.

2007-03-16T17:45:00.001+08:00

I think I'm down with a bad case of Emo. *sneeze*.

Anyway, more seriously , I've been real down for the past few days. Guess not having anything at home to do gets me down. And the songs I'm listening to have been getting emo-ier and emo-ier.

Ignore the different names, I just borrowed them from the different people cause I'm too lazy to go upload them all by myself.

Anyway, the Emo cleared up today cause I went to the gym with LC. Considering I haven't gone in a long time(3 weeks), the fact that i could still work out using 80-120 pounds was pretty surprising. And the abs are there! At least the basic shape is. I'm still working on the definition part. And according to Lim Chuan, "no more chicken wings!" I don't know about others, but excercising does make me feel better, cause I think less about emo stuff. Haha.

KJ 1, Depression 0.

-KJ
Can't touch this.

I just wanna jump!

2007-03-13T19:25:00.000+08:00

I just wanna jump!

For joy, that is.

CJC called me at 4pm today. Good news! I'm in! Yay!

Oh, and I've solved the quote problem. I'm just going to write a quote that reflects my general mood for the day. So yea. Enjoy =)

-KJ
It's not over!

You're watching Day 5,913 of the "My Life" show

2007-03-11T22:15:00.000+08:00

Seventeen Ain't So Sweet - The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

Well she never was the best
Yeah at following the trends
Stayed one step above the rest
And even though it seemed

Like the world was crashing on her
Didn't let it hold her down
Didn't hold her back oh no

Don't worry you'll show them

There's a fire in your eyes
And I hope you'll let it burn
There's a scream in your voice
And I hope you will be heard
There's a fire in your eyes
And I hope you'll let it burn
Until you're heard, you're heard

Seventeen is just a test
Yeah and I would recommend
That you live with no regrets
And even if it seems

Like the world is crashing on you
You shouldn't let it hold you down
Shouldn't hold you back oh no, woah oh
Don't worry you'll show them

There's a fire in your eyes
And I hope you'll let it burn
There's a scream in your voice
And I hope you will be heard
There's a fire in your eyes
And I hope you'll let it burn
Until you're heard, you're heard

Relax girl, turn down the lights
No one can see you shining
Relax girl, it'll be alright
No one can stop you if you try

Point of rhythm is to follow it in time
To listen to the beating in your mind
Remember if you seek then you shall find

There's a fire in your eyes
And I hope you'll let it burn
There's a scream in your voice
And I hope you will be heard
There's a fire in your eyes
And I hope you'll let it burn
Until you're heard, you're heard

Oh, and in other news, since I discovered I am a chronic liar, the quote "Say It Like It Is" would probably no longer be applicable to me. Thus, I have decided to come up with a new quote. Which I have not thought of yet. So yea. Stay tuned to the next episode of "My Life!"'

-KJ
Insert witty and humourous, yet meaningful quote here.

Bridging lesson on the past 3 days of my life.

2007-03-10T20:56:00.000+08:00

Aha! Finally! Found some time to write!

Ahhh, the past three days were hectic. On the second day of orientation ,we had to go for CCA selection, and I'm in floorball! I got selected for rugby too... Ooooo scary. Scariest was the part where I *might* have been selected for choir. All guys had to go for an audition. The choir teacher stopped in front of me and i panicked. So it went like "LalalaLAAALalalallaALALLA". Hahah, heng la.

On Friday, we went to Seriumbun camp for the final leg of our orientation. We got our classes, and I was in 131. Well, anyway, we got soaked to the bone , with all the water and mud flying about. DUring the water bomb fight, I was shot in the head. By my own team. On purpose. :O

And today ah... SIAN. I had bridging lessons in the morning. I went for maths, but i got bored during Econs(3 hours la wtf), and i wandered off. Went out with Chuan to Queensway, and guess who he brought along? Joan and See Kei. D'oh! Owned. Well, anyway we had a swell time shopping for Chuan's stuff, just hanging out, and eating? Haha. Joan accidentally pulled the eye out of a stuff toy. That was painfully funny. Anyway, Joan's going to the US to further her studies? That's pretty cool, and honestly, though I wish she'd stay in sunny, tropical Singapore, I know it's selfish and that I should be wishing her all the best. After all, it's her future I have to place above my self interest.

And I realize I haven't really gotten over it yet. But I know I have to - 'cause its for the best.

-KJ
Say It Like It Is.

Here it goes again!

2007-03-07T19:03:00.000+08:00

Oh noes the first day of orientation at YJC was omgwtfpwned boring.

Guess what we had to sit through? Subject combination talks. Lucky I managed to get out of the talk or I might have to be posted to IMH.

Well, YJC's not too bad. The food is good, the library is cool, I get to choose any subject combination I want plus the people are nice too. It's just that, well, its YISHUN. Not Catholic, or Saint Andrew's , or Anderson, or some fancy name, but YISHUN.

Speaking of CJC, I don't think my appeal is going to be successful. Apparently I'm competing with 350 other applicants, and more to come. I just hope that Bro. Paul considers my appeal before the countless others that look like mine.

-KJ
Say It Like It Is.

One door opens while another closes.

2007-03-06T22:10:00.000+08:00

Sigh. I got posted to YJC. I missed the CJC cut off point by 1.

A loss to mankind. Particularly to me.

Oh well, I dont really feel very sad, considering YJC's my second choice, so yay me I guess.

But still, there's regret. Cause I know that I could have done better. Nevermind, according to Benny Lim, my form tutor for my MI PAE experience, "life goes on", or rather "rife goes on".

The saddest part, though, is the fact that I'll be seperated from 07A4. Nobody's staying in MI(im sorry but too bad), and we're all going our own seperate ways. Still , the ride was fun while it lasted.

Cheers to you guys. 07A4 forever!!

-KJ
Say It Like It Is.

Insert title here.

2007-03-03T23:32:00.000+08:00

I couldn't think of anything good to put in the title. *Gasp*

So. Its Saturday. Again.

The only reason im not out is cause family friends were over. Dad's friends from waay before, and their kids. Anyway, so much can happen in one year. Apparently i'm bigger, stronger( YES YOU HEARD RIGHT. STRONGER) since they last saw me. Well ,the adults didnt really change much, but the kids did. Benedict and Quan are taller than I am now, Leonard's catching up, Mei's still shorter than I am but she's better looking than I am(from a guy's point of view), Rachel and Risa are growing up.

Anyway, posting results are out on Tuesday. Breathe, KJ, breathe. Hopefully I'll make it into CJC , but I have a feeling I won't. Anyway, YJC's not too bad either, just that I don't know what CCA I'll take up. Maybe Library or something. You can always get a tan from the UV lights anyway.

-KJ
Say it like it is.

298...299...300!

2007-02-28T20:58:00.000+08:00

OMG 9th of March PLEASE HURRY UP AND COME!!!!

Honestly, I cant wait for the show to come out. Just watching the trailer gives me a high. Here it is, so you guys can get all excited about it too.

Oh, and i dont suck as much as i think at pool(that's a good thing).

-KJ
Say it like it is.

Looking at this photograph.

2007-02-24T22:06:00.000+08:00

Wow im stoned.

I spent 12 hours outside of home walking around, eating, watching movies, eating, arcade gaming , and eating.

I went to Cineleisure to celebrate LC's birthday. I ended up watching Epic Movie for the second time. Pain.

We went to play at the arcade after that... and i spent half an hour watching LC and friend drive a truck around. Wow.

Gotta admit, it may seem boring, but anything's fun with friends :)

But before that, it was 6c reunion @ Vila'ge.

Today's class outing was fun.

Haven't seen any of them for such a long time , it's great to see old friends.
Sadly , this blast from the past has done little to boost my already frail ego.

Everybody's at NJC, RJC , SAJC , and here I am.At MI. Somehow I know its my fault somewhere but I usually like to think of myself as the perfect human.

Oh well, looks like I'll need to study hard in CJC/YJC.
Cya guys in NUS ;)

On a side note...

You Are 70% Boyish and 30% Girlish

You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.
Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.
You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them.
You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be.

How Boyish or Girlish Are You?

Yea... Don't see that happening. Ever.

-KJ
Say it like it is.

I may be a claybrained barnacle, but I'm human too.

2007-02-22T18:17:00.000+08:00

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words wil...

LIES.

I'm in an emo mood today, thinking about all the stuff I did, or never did. Especially her. And how i screwed her over. Sometimes I think I deserve to shoot myself in the head. Multiple times. And maybe get something shoved up my bum.

And Emo Man strikes again.

On a merrier note, 6C's having a class reunion this Saturday. 2pm , Vi'lage @The Hereen. Looks like its time to start trying to put faces to the names. Or I'm in trouble. A lot of it.

Oh, and i had a hair cut. Apparently the barber's definition of short is different from mine. Simply put, I look like an ex-convict. 'nough said.

Hmm. What else.

Nope that's it.

-KJ
Say it like it is.

Red is the new black.

2007-02-19T21:34:00.000+08:00

So. The past two days were like , money-laudering practice.

Just messing. Its CNY... and basically most of the activites i was engaged in during the last two days involved food, beer, gambling , hong baos, and uncles and aunts asking whether i had a girlfriend yet.

Finally got a breather tonight, sat down and counted my loot.., er hong bao money , and it amounts to 700 sing dollars. Yea. Rich kid. :)

But i can't keep it all. Poor kid. :(

Oh well, at least tomorrow'll be better. Just free food and more ang baos at my parents friend's house and then i'll be free of all these traditional obligations for the year or so.

-KJ
Say it like it is.

The theory of evolution according to south park.

2007-02-17T16:41:00.000+08:00

Deep.

-KJ
say it like it is.

Surprise surprise.

2007-02-16T22:25:00.000+08:00

Well, today was full of unexpected surprises, good and bad.

Surprise 1 : MI takes CNY very very seriously. Damn near killed all of us with 3 hours of pointless and boring perfomances. Only cool part was the lion dance, where Mr. Tan, the principal, turned out to be one of the lion dancers. omgwtfpwned.

Surprise 2: Ghost Rider owns. The guys and I went to watch Ghost Rider today. I went in thinking it would be some cheap spinoff from the comic.
I have a new favourite super hero today. Sorry Spidey, but flaming bike and chain beats your cobwebs anyday.

Surprise 3: I went back to Trinity. *Gasp* Well, God didn't really burn me in righteous fire this time round, so I guess i'll probably be safe the next time i go back(which is next week).

So anyway. I need sleep. Must.Forget.CNY celebrations.

-KJ
say it like it is.

Day Two.

2007-02-15T17:56:00.000+08:00

Today wasn't too bad :)
PE was basically a disciplining session ( 5 BX for 45 mins sucks to the core), but the guys played soccer after that with 'A6 and random assorted classes. We owned em 8-3 :)
On the downside, I'm now only available in one colour - black.

Decided to pon econs, and go watch Epic Movie. I think I burst some vital organ laughing. The movie was pretty funny, but its mostly guy humor 'cause it involved lots of sexual humor and boobs. Oh well. Jokes and Boobs. Best Combination.Ever.

Heh.

-KJ
Say it like it is.

First Post.

2007-02-14T18:30:00.000+08:00

hello.

first post :)

its legalized prostitution , er , Valetine's day, and I'm alone at home :(
So to all the lonely singles out there, no worries mon, you're not alone :)

-KJ
Say it like it is.